Yes, lads an laddys, the domain is for sale. It's worth money, let me explain:

1) Take the word "celebrity."

2) Take the word "web."

3) Think about all the bloggers who think they are famous because thy write about rock bands and various bars and bands with obscure names.

cewebrity.net = ((1 + 2) x 3) + affable, bitter humor and the masochistic tendencies.

PURCHASE IT IMMEDIATELY. Tje previous owner died tragically, so we're eager to unload!

Contact the management company using the handy application to your righ. Right, for those of you who were about to make an "L" from your left hand's thumb and index finger, is that way ----->.

Serious (or funny) inquiries only!

Yes, lads an laddys, the domain is for sale. It's worth money, let me explain:

1) Take the word "celebrity."

2) Take the word "web."

3) Think about all the people who think they are famous because thy write about rock bands and various bars and bands with obscure names.

cewebrity.net = ((1 + 2) x 3) + affable, bitter humor and the masochistic tendencies.

PURCHASE IT IMMEDIATELY. Tje previous owner died tragically, so we're eager to unload!

Contact the management company using the handy application to your righ. Right, for those of you who were about to make an "L" from your left man gay hand's thumb and index finger, is that way ----->.

Serious (or funny) inquiries only!

PRETTY GIRLS DON'T RIDE THE SUBWAY.

Fuck it, then, we're outta here.

Site                                          October                       November                   Trend

1(1). Gawker                           10,184                         10,174                         0%
2(2). Gothamist                        31,373                         31,803                         -1%
3(3). Paid Content                  40,699                         41,434                         -2%
4(5). McSweeney’s               51,470                         50,444                         2%
5(8). Stereogum                    80,456                         59,882                         26%
6(7). Curbed                          73,489                         71,025                         3%
7(6). The Black Table             69,798                         73,382                         -5%
8(10). I Keep A Diary             109,863                      87,718                         20%
9(9). New Yorkish                    101,870                      95,132                         6%
10(11). Whatevs.org                 119,253                      111,115                      7%
11(14). Flak                             147,704                      111,714                      24%
12(12). MeMeFirst                   138,300                      129,046                      7%
13(16). Maud Newton               201,526                      179,137                      11%
14(18). Get Underground            264,745                      240,832                      9%
15(19). Lockhart Steele            286,665                      246,054                      14%
16(15). Lasagnafarm                 155,948                      252,390                      -61%
17(20). Lindsayism                   330,053                      289,885                      12%
18(17). The Other Page            236,293                      300,179                      -27%
19(21). Cewebrity                    345,809                      316,208                      9%
20(23). The Simon                   517,429                      337,303                      35%
21(22). Lost Brain                     513,732                      537,178                      -5%
22(27). Eyeshot                        850,692                      645,821                      24%^
23(24). Zulkey.com                  711,511                      743,146                      -4%
24(25). Yankee Pot Roast            737,611                      783,485                      -6%
25(28). Me Three                      2,081,707                    1,510,861                    27%

"The unteachable ignorance of the red states."

We're all so fucked. Fucked Fucked Fucked.

By the way -- if you live in a red state and you're reading this, go away.

The presidential election is, we suppose, over.

This blog, or another, or none, may or may not continue from Montreal, when we move there within the next 6 months.

Enjoy your taxation without representation!

Later, suckers.

this site is boring, so go read somewhere else for now.

Anonymous blogger TMFTML is Alex Balk (2nd item), for the four of you that didn't know, and Gawker is still down (but "under construction!") and today is the start of CMJ Festival in New York and everything else is pretty much the same.

PS: you can get to Gawker here: http://67.18.39.132/ if you're so inclined.

Plug: "The Renaissance Band"

Have a good weekend.

Forget stem-cell research, cryogenics, cloning and all that jazz. The future is here, in it's initial form, and it's called Natural Language Generation (NLG). "Crazybrit" Peter Cooper has developed his little blogger robot, Learn, and soon we'll all be out of a job.

I AM LEARN is where Learn's musings are posted each day by a perl script. It's posts make more sense than a lot of the sites that are already on the web, and without any of the self-love! We imagine that our someblogsarebetterthanothers friend would probably have to list Learn as the only blog better than any others, since apparently there's no room for human nature in his/her consideration of a quality blog.

Cooper writes, "I wrote a ridiculous Perl program to generate text. Thing is, it developed some bugs, and has managed to create phrases and combinations of words (which actually make sense) that I didn’t even program in. I hooked it up to the Blogger API, and now it updates its own weblog with no editing on my part (I just give it a bunch of topics to talk about)."

So, basically, Cooper gives Learn a bunch of topics, and Learn runs around making natural language-esque posts of them. An example, that might hit close to home:

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OTHER WEBLOGGERS

let me talk about other weblogggers.. often other weblogggers are definitely crapppy bad. whats up with that?.... i would say. today i am studying your ideas my english knowledge and flavor and i also want to learn more about my feeelings.... i know this is definitely goood to you readers. i reallly cannnot recommmend other weblogggers to you!!!!!! and they are average with my conspiracy theories about other weblogggers tooo. today i am studying the ideology of other weblogggers my boyfriends down and dirty vibes and my friends vagina problems and i also want to learn more about the problem with bloggging!!!!!! or at least it seeems to me. other weblogggers is what i want to talk about here. most of the time other weblogggers are definitely crapppy pooor. as it is it is best to ignore my illl health. other weblogggers is totallly crapppy pooor do you agreee?. other weblogggers is what i want to talk about here. i dont mind the smelll of my farting. my best friend charles hollles says other weblogggers is something she dont mind and he also think about best friend lately i would say. your mojo and other weblogggers is what i completely dont mind to mention today or at least it seeems to me. i rather dont mind other weblogggers! conspiracy theories about other weblogggers is insanely ultra super doooper lame as welll or at least it seeems to me. while i am talk about other weblogggers i wannna say they are totallly whatever sometimes!!!!! usuallly. i so could recommmend other weblogggers to you... my friend christopher breake says he dont mind other weblogggers as welll!his feeelings is becoming a problem. thank you for reading me talk about other weblogggers.
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Please note, this was written by a PERL SCRIPT, not by a defamatory anti-blogger blogger with poor writing skills, as it may seem.

Be aware. Learn will learn to write well sooner than most of the actual humans on the web. Enjoy your time while you can.